The name's Aleks. He/him pronouns. Mildly flamboyant, queer, homoromantic, pansexual, transdude. Living with anxiety, bipolar, hypermobility, and various knee-issues. And that's my life.

May occasionally say stuff that's problematic. So if I do, please point it out to me and I will do my best to correct myself.

Also, Khaos Komix by Tab Kimpton and Highly Experimental by Cammiluna very awesome things and you should immediately read both if you haven't already.

 

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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misandrist-of-gor:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

i fall back as the skin disintegrates from my bones and leaves me bare to the world and my impending mortality. events from my life flash through my mind, as i no longer have eyes to see them. my dessicated jaw creaks open and lets loose one last ‘no homo’ in a whisper as my soul vacates this mortal coil and drifts into the night, leaving behind the heterosexual husk of what i once used to call my body.

misandrist-of-gor:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

i fall back as the skin disintegrates from my bones and leaves me bare to the world and my impending mortality. events from my life flash through my mind, as i no longer have eyes to see them. my dessicated jaw creaks open and lets loose one last ‘no homo’ in a whisper as my soul vacates this mortal coil and drifts into the night, leaving behind the heterosexual husk of what i once used to call my body.

fightingscholarlykrogan:

thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky
kentucky fried chicken

the conspiracy slowly unravels

fightingscholarlykrogan:

thehalfbloodprinceofbelair:

hashtag-metis-swag:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

This is so important

nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky

kentucky fried chicken

the conspiracy slowly unravels

(Source: reddit.com)

modestdemidov:

modestdemidov:

i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer

their name is hatebeak

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ya think i’m foolin

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